Fat Camp? No, Fat School
Apparently while kids are driving up the cost of education simply by being fat, there's enough money out there to open up a boarding school for fat kids. This small school has all the necessities a fat kid would need, and its goal is well-stated:
"We're almost making them professors of successful weight loss," said Molly Carmel, the school's deputy clinical director.
So, forget about the sciences or arts - learning weight loss is key. [Many people sent this in - thanks!]