The Fat Seat
A new roller coaster in Staffordshire features seats that accommodate fat people. That's the good news. The bad news is that, uh, the seats are referred to as the "big boy" seats.
The piece starts out with a really negative tone ("Wow, we're all getting fat - they even need to make roller coaster seats bigger") but ultimately redeems itself with this:
A special seat for the heftier man or woman is probably less humiliating than what happens in American theme parks, where would-be riders sit in a sample chair and try to lock the restraints. If they don't fit, the people are turned away.
The biggest problem with the seating is, apparently, coming up with a good name. Here's an idea: no name. They're just bigger seats, that's all. There's no need to call them "big boy", "the fuller figure", or using another clever phrase that can't use the word "fat". They're bigger, they're here - get used to it.