Cupcakes are Still Evil
"One cupcake isn't bad. But it's never one cupcake," said Dr. Adam Becker, executive director of the Consortium to Lower Obesity in Chicago Children housed at Children's Memorial Hospital.
OMG TWO NO FOUR NO SIX BAKER'S DOZEN.
What will the kids do with two cupcakes? Or four? Clearly, they'll be a threat to our freedom and way of life!
Stuff like this makes me sick.